Don’t ask us how we met Freckle. We’re not totally sure, except that it was definitely filthy and fabulous and made us feel warm and friendly inside. As we’ve gotten to know them, we’ve learned that Freckle isn’t just the bombshell they played on The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo —they’re as wise as they are wonderful. So when it came time to choose our Damn Joan advice columnist, there was no question as to who our dream date was. Luckily, they accepted. So if you’re wondering how to get revenge on your ex, looking for pointers on reviving your lust for life, or are on the fence about sending that DM, search no further. Aunt Freckle is here. —Mikki Halpin
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