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Meet dogs, cats, and maybe even Rachel Maddow if you’re lucky. Call 1-833-DAMN-MAD NOW.


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GEOFF LEVY is an NYC–based director and photographer who is never not equipped with chapstick.

MAH FERRAZ is a Brazilian film editor based in NYC and an Aries with Leo rising.


Natalia Girsberger, production designer; Chris Tharp, cinematographer; Chiara Greek, AC; Jeffrey Gross, grip; Haile Lidow, stylist; Andrita Renee, hair; Alana Wright, makeup; Christy DeGallerie, talent; Glitterer, music; Brett Price, color; Future Analog, digitization; special thanks to Michael Basilius and Serena the Cat.